LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Jimmy Wong, co-host of the popular Command Zone podcast gave a tell-all interview today. In it, he opens up about life behind the camera, working with Josh Lee Kwai, and the string of ears he’s gathered from defeated guests. “Whenever we have a new guest on Game Knights, we always “knight”Continue reading “Command Zone’s Jimmy Wong Opens Up About his String of Ears Gathered from Defeated Guests”
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After Key & Peele Mentioned Magic: The Gathering Publicly, Wizards of the Coast Threw Them in the Locked Room Where They’re Keeping Post Malone
During the era of celebrity worship, Wizards of the Coast has been latching onto every B-list celebrity who plays the beloved card game. All that changed after it was discovered megastar Post Malone is an avid MTG player, turning the rapper into the card-game’s Posty-boy. Now, after comedy duo Key & Peele mentioned Magic: TheContinue reading “After Key & Peele Mentioned Magic: The Gathering Publicly, Wizards of the Coast Threw Them in the Locked Room Where They’re Keeping Post Malone”
Hasbro Board Not-So-Casually Mentions Magic: The Gathering’s Monthiversary is Coming Up
RENTON, Wash. — During a board meeting with Hasbro executives, Wizards of the Coast reported the parent corporation not-so-casually mentioned Magic: The Gathering’s monthiversary is right around the corner. “Given that players are willing to commemorate Magic: The Gathering’s anniversary by emptying wallets / souls, we’d like to remind everyone that anniversaries happen on aContinue reading “Hasbro Board Not-So-Casually Mentions Magic: The Gathering’s Monthiversary is Coming Up”
Choices: Should Your cEDH Deck Run Regular Basics or Long Basics?
On this week’s episode of “Choices” we have a big tasty choice to consume whole. Should your cEDH deck run regular basic lands, or is your deck better suited for long basic lands? Deciding which to include can be tough, even for veterans of the format. So read on because we have information. If youContinue reading “Choices: Should Your cEDH Deck Run Regular Basics or Long Basics?”
Competitive or Casual Commander? Debate Over Distinction Ended After Pod was Called “Fucking Nerds”
A heated discussion over the definitions of “casual” and “competitive” Commander was interrupted today after a bystander called the entire table a “bunch of fucking nerds” as they walked by. “I was just commenting that competitive and casual Commander are indistinguishable due to the format’s micro-balancing through power level matching, and that even if twoContinue reading “Competitive or Casual Commander? Debate Over Distinction Ended After Pod was Called “Fucking Nerds””
Man Headed to LGS with Brand New Foiled Pre-Modern Deck Going to Go Ahead and Put the Condom On Now
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Sufyan Diaz and his brand-new foiled out pre-modern deck are headed to the local game store. Due to weeks of overthinking—and some really gross assumptions—Diaz decided to go ahead and put the condom on now. “This deck is comprised of foils from an era when foils actuallyContinue reading “Man Headed to LGS with Brand New Foiled Pre-Modern Deck Going to Go Ahead and Put the Condom On Now”
Animus Spell from Universes Beyond Assassin’s Creed Allows Your Descendants to Experience You Dicking Around All Day
Assassin’s Creed takes players on a trip down their genetic memory to experience the lives of their ancestors. As such, Universes Beyond Assassin’s Creed will continue this tradition by allowing Magic: The Gathering’s player’s descendants to experience them dicking around all day. “Similar to our Elden Ring Secret Lair, we’re planning on injecting plenty ofContinue reading “Animus Spell from Universes Beyond Assassin’s Creed Allows Your Descendants to Experience You Dicking Around All Day”
Ragebait Headline Think’s You’re Favorite Commander Sucks, You Suck for Playing It
Hey you. Yeah, you! Your favorite Commander sucks! Also, you suck for thinking you’re favorite commander is good. What kind of dumb-dumb would make a whole deck around that? Sheesh, don’t you have access to the internet? Couldn’t you have taken five whole minutes to use bing.com and find out for yourself? Even if someoneContinue reading “Ragebait Headline Think’s You’re Favorite Commander Sucks, You Suck for Playing It”
Move Over Boosters: Wizards of the Coast to Distribute Magic Cards Using Those Tornado Money Booth Things
ARLINGTON, Va. — Magic: The Gathering cards have been distributed by booster packs for the entirety of its 30-year history. Recently, new methods of distribution like the direct-from-manufacturer Secret Lair indicate Wizards of the Coast’s willingness to experiment. Rumors state that the next method of Magic card distribution will be those tornado money booth …Continue reading “Move Over Boosters: Wizards of the Coast to Distribute Magic Cards Using Those Tornado Money Booth Things”
EDH Player Quick to Blame Misplays On Haunted Deck Box
ATLANTA, Ga. — Local commander player Rikki Williams made plenty of bad calls throughout this weekend’s game, though was quick to attribute every punt to her haunted deck box. “Let’s get this out of the way,” Williams said to her opponents while wrapping a chain around her Ultra Pro Satin Tower. “Don’t make eye contactContinue reading “EDH Player Quick to Blame Misplays On Haunted Deck Box”