Review: Quiver Time Accessories are #1 for Storing and Transporting Your Weird Sex Stuff

Quiver Card Carrying Case with items of a sexual nature

With so many great accessories for Magic: The Gathering, it can be difficult to determine which are the best value. Even then, those accessories may not be right for you. Navigating endless reviews can be daunting, especially for players who require accessories to fill a very specific role. Some players may need something for a specific number of commander decks, or something large enough fit a cube of a certain size. Then there are those who need something for storing and transporting their weird sex stuff discretely.

We looked at a myriad of products with this in mind and one clear winner emerged. The Quiver Card Case is a product that has been trusted by MTG players for years. Its solid construction has protected valuable decks for numerous players without incident so it’s safe to say Mr. Rabbit and a certain naughty dragon are going to have safe and secure transport. Pauper Jumpstart’s own Pauper Jumpstart Cube is stored and transported in a Quiver Card Case.

The case allows for 16 inches of storage lengthwise and nearly four inches wide. That’s a bit more length and girth than one should need. For those vanilla folks The Quiver Card Case features removable dividers to keep each of your “products” in their own respective space. You can’t share everything, you know! The case’s shoulder strap allows ease of transportation while keeping your hands free for … you know, other stuff.

Best of all, each of the two zippers has a loop built into them so a small lock can be placed to ensure the contents are not unintentionally stumbled upon, nor is there any risk of items falling out during transport. Inside you will find a mesh pocket to keep your smaller items secure.

We tested the case numerous times attending our weekly event where we play the Magic: The Gathering format called “Nice” featuring 69-card decks and clothes track your life. Let’s just say you don’t want to be on the losing end of those games. Unless you’re into it then you should probably throw every game. Darn. Lost again.

Take it from us, we’re confident that your needs will be fulfilled with The Quiver Time Card Case.

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