Hi? Local Man Greets Every New Opponent With Enthusiastic Pitch for Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer

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Local man Stanley Lover frequents local game store, Spices and Dices, on a weekly basis for the shops commander nights. When sitting down with a new group of people, rather than adhere to social norms concerning introductions, Wilson immediately launches into an enthusiastic pitch for his Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer.

“He sat down and before anyone could get a word out he starts talking about his Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer he uses to hold his decks. I thought, yeah kind of weird, but who isn’t a little socially awkward around here? But after I tried to agree with him, seeing that I had my own Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer sitting right next to me, he ignored me and continued his pitch.”

Bill Walson, owner of Spices and Dices, noticed Lover’s behavior though didn’t really know how to react.

“He sat down at one table and went on for a good ten minutes about that damned organizer,” said Walson. “You could tell the guys were irritated pretty quickly, but they were nice enough to let the other guy finish. Anyway, once he was finished, the guy said he only brought one deck and that their pod was too powerful for his precon,” Walson said laughing.

With so much time spent professing his love for the Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer, Lover left out important details normally addressed upon meeting new people.

“We’re not even sure what his name is. Since he goes right into his pitch no one ever has a chance to ask what his name is. Everyone around here has started calling him Stanley Lover,” Jameson shrugged. “He doesn’t seem to mind.”

At time of press we couldn’t agree more with Stanley Lover’s enthusiasm for such a great product. The Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer is a cheap and efficient way to hold a large collection of Magic: The Gathering decks. The lid is sturdy and secure enough to where you need not worry about it accidently opening. Additionally its 10 removable compartments allow you to hold dice, tokens, and an array of other accessories all for less than the cost of a single collector’s booster pack.

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